Who Pulled The Blanket Off?

We have a serious issue in my bedroom.  The wife will not allow me to have the blanket.  Sure we both start out under the blanket, but by the middle of the night she seems to have the entire blanket on her side, and she also happens to be rolled into it like one of those cocktail dishes.

I have come to the conclusion that I am going to need some additional heating measures in my bed so that I don’t freeze at night now that the winter is here.  I have looked into Snuggies, my own blanket, and even heated mattress pads.  I don’t know which will perform the best.

How many guys out there have a similar issue with their wife?

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