Who Is The Best Joker?

From time to time we receive jokes that we would like to forward out to you.  If you have a funny joke, then just leave a comment with it.  If it is good, and clean, then it will be approved.

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43 Responses to Who Is The Best Joker?

  1. I have a nice joke. Why did the big moron fall off the roof and the little moron didn’t? Because he was a little more on.

  2. What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!

  3. Fresh joke! What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast.

  4. Nice joke! Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They fight tooth and nail!

  5. I have a joke for you =) What magazine do cats like to read? Good Mousekeeping.

  6. Do you want a fresh joke from net? What did one hot dog say to another? Hi, Frank!

  7. Do you want a joke? :) What do you call a frightened scuba diver? Chicken of the sea.

  8. I have a nice joke. Why did the garbage look sad? Because it was down in the dumps.

  9. I have a nice fresh joke for you people) Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They fight tooth and nail!

  10. I have a fresh joke for you) When do you need to oil a mouse? When it squeaks.

  11. Sorry, for off top, i wanna tell one joke) What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A roaming Catholic.

  12. A joke for you peoples! How can you make a slow horse fast? Stop feeding him!!

  13. Fresh joke! Why did the Indian wear a wig? To keep his wigwam.

  14. I have a nice fresh joke for you people) What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

  15. A joke for you peoples! Why did the pig cross the road? Because he was a road hog.

  16. A joke for you! What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

  17. I have a good fresh joke for you! What weighs 909 kg (2,000 pounds for all of you inefficient, non-metric “people”) and is bare to the bone? A skeleTON!!!

  18. I have a good fresh joke for you! What do you call a monster with no neck? The Lost Neck Monster.

  19. I have a nice joke for you) What is three feet long? A yard.

  20. Good joke :) How would you clean a tuba? Try a tuba toothpaste.

  21. Wanna very nice joke?)) How can you make a slow horse fast? Stop feeding him!!

  22. Fresh joke! Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They fight tooth and nail!

  23. A joke for you peoples! How do you get a frog off the back window of your car? Use the rear defrogger.

  24. I have a nice joke. Why wouldn’t the bike move very fast?? It was too tired!!

  25. Wanna good joke? What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

  26. Wanna very nice joke?)) Why can’t a woman ask her brother for help? Because he can’t be a brother and assist her too.

  27. Wanna good joke? Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him.

  28. A JOKE! ) How do they put out fires at the post office? They stamp them out.

  29. Do you want a fresh joke from net? What’s green and red and goes 1000 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

  30. I have a fresh joke for you) What kind of bird can write? A penguin.

  31. I have a nice joke for you people! :) Why did the bunnies go on strike? They wanted a raise in celery.

  32. Good joke :) What do you call a bunch of dancing pebbles? The Rockettes.

  33. A joke for you peoples! What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

  34. I have a nice joke. What do you call a bee born in May? A Maybe.

  35. Wanna very nice joke?)) How can you tell if a planet is married? It has a ring around it.

  36. I have read a good joke in internet 😉 What do you call a monster with no neck? The Lost Neck Monster.

  37. I have read a good joke in internet 😉 Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

  38. Sorry, for off top, i wanna tell one joke) Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second hand store.

  39. Fresh joke! What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

  40. Oh, good joke) What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than “A” bra.

  41. I have a joke for you =) How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!

  42. I have a nice joke. What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.

  43. What do termites do to relax? Take a coffee table break!!