Written by JMarsden92 on 28 January 2010
The strange things you find when searching the net will never cease to amaze me.
I had a customer call me, and tell me that her husband was searching for car parts, and used the word rear. Well, next thing she knew was that her computer had a bunch of things come in, and start notifying her that she had infections, and they needed to be cleaned. She immediatelly called me, and told me of her situation, and I told her to shut down, and leave it alone till I got there.
My wife searches for diet methods, and usually never has a problem. She usually just types in what her keyword is into the address bar. Searches like fat loss would result in www.stomachfatloss.org, or something similar coming back, or weight loss would result in sites like Jenny Craig, or Weight Watchers. Well, she did a search the other day for staying fit, and she got back quite a few off the wall sites.
People are learning more ways to manipulate the search engines, and make their sites show up in results. There should be a special search engine just for those “Off the wall” words, or terms so that not everyone would be subject to the results.
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Written by JMarsden92 on 31 July 2009
Just when you thought it was safe…
Just when you thought there was noone stranger…
A Pennsylvania woman claims she has a very satisfying sexual relationship … with an amusement park ride.
Good vibrations
Amy Wolfe says she loves 1001 Nachts so much that she plans to marry it, Metro reports.
The “Magic Carpet”-themed ride is located at Knoebels Amusement Park in Elysburg, but the 33-year-old says she manages to ride the machine at least 300 times a year, even though she lives 80 miles away.
When she can’t share the ups and downs of life with her lover, she uses pictures of it to satisfy herself at home.
Wolfe suffers from OS (objectum sexual), a condition where people develop sexual feelings toward objects.
She also has had relationships with spaceship models, the World Trade Center, a church organ and a banister railing.
You might suffer from this condition if your last name is Models-Center-Organ-Railing-Ride.
Silly polygamist.
We go to Disney World a lot, and I don’t believe my wife has this problem at all. What is up with people in this day, and age. Worst part is that when they close the ride, or take it down she will probably try to sue for Alimony, or something… ROFLMAO!
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